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SMOOCH is a modern retelling of the classic Frog Prince tale with a romantic comedy twist. A rakishly handsome English Royal comes to America for an arranged marriage, and ends up being mugged in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park and left with amnesia. A precocious 11-year-girl, who can't bring herself to dissect a frog in science class, goes to the park with the intent of setting it free, and through a serendipitous misunderstanding thinks she turned the frog into a man after kissing the frog's boo-boo away with a kind smooch. She brings him home and soon realizes the only way she can keep him is to have the man impersonate a Royal Nanny and convince her beautiful widowed mother to hire him. With the clock ticking and his royal family searching for him, the man - whose memory eventually returns to him - falls hard for the girl's mom, and it seems like a Valentines Day dream come true until he's found by his family and is forced to finally stop being a bit of a toady... and become a real man. In the end, the little girl, the guy, and the gal, all discover that even in today's crazy world, happy ever after is possible.
Very. Royalty, amnesia and mistaken identity all turn up in one movie — the strangest 3% of everything we've logged.
The quirks and curveballs that make this one a little weirder than your average Hallmark. No spoilers, promise.
Here’s everything this one has going on, from the setting to the way it wraps up. Tap any of the 35 to find more movies that do the same thing.
Weirdness 9, and the setup is gloriously strange: an 11-year-old who cannot bear to dissect a frog in class believes her kiss turned that frog into a grown man. Kellie Martin plays her widowed mom, a young Kiernan Shipka plays the daughter, and Simon Kassianides is the amnesiac British marquis who washes up muddy in Golden Gate Park. To keep him, the family installs him as a live-in nanny. A Frog Prince retelling wrapped in a storybook framing device, at 102 minutes it is longer and odder than most. A 2011 curio worth meeting on its own terms.
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Opening
Percival is mugged and suffers amnesia while Zoe 'transforms' him from a frog with a kiss at a pond.
Inciting Incident
Zoe convinces her mother Gwen to hire the amnesiac Percival as a 'royal nanny' named Flynn.
Midpoint
Flynn and Gwen go on a date to a toy museum, and Gwen begins to move past the grief of her husband's death.
Complication
Zoe's Valentine's Day card is ruined by a bully, and Flynn consoles her, strengthening their family bond.
Climax
Percival's royal family finds him, his memory is restored, and Gwen discovers his true identity and engagement.
Resolution
Percival breaks off his arranged marriage and returns to San Francisco to declare his love for Gwen on Valentine's Day.
A few things that make this one stand out once you stack it up against every other Hallmark movie.
No other Hallmark movie pairs an amnesia plot and royalty — this is the only one.
At a weirdness score of 9, it lands among the strangest 3% of Hallmark movies we've scored.
Top 3% weirdest
Out of every Hallmark movie we've scored, this one lands among the strangest 3%.
Where this one’s rating lands against every other rated Hallmark movie.
Among the lower-rated Hallmark movies — the median is 6.4.
The corners of the catalog Smooch belongs to — handy if you’re after more of the same.
The lines that stuck with us — the ones you’ll be repeating after the credits roll.
“Green, green ye shall be for all eternity until the purest maiden fair lays a smooch on thee.”
“Into the breach, heart wide open.”
“If you drop a frog into boiling water, it will hop right out... however, if you drop the very same frog into cool water and then gradually increase the temperature, it will not perceive the danger it is in until it's too late.”
Who’s who before you press play. Nothing here gives the ending away.
Restaurant Owner
Marquis / Nanny
Nanny and love interest
Socialite
Fiancée (arranged)
Student
Daughter
Butler
Percival's mentor/butler
Smooch is available via fuboTV, YouTube TV, and Philo. Streaming options change often, so check current availability before settling in.
Smooch runs about 1 hour and 42 minutes, and was released in 2011.
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