Nearlyweds

6.0/10 · 1,696 ratings20131h 30mWedding AnniversaryWeirdness 3/10Bingo card

Where to watch

Search Amazon.com

Amazon

Search Amazon.com for this title. Availability varies by country.

Search Amazon.com

As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.

The premise

Three friends have their dream weddings--only to find out that the pastor who married them failed to complete the key paperwork required to make them official.

How unusual is it?

Mostly classic comfort-watch, give or take a second-chance romance.

Who’s in it

Behind the camera

Show

Wait, what?

The quirks and curveballs that make this one a little weirder than your average Hallmark. No spoilers, promise.

  • The minister dies on-screen with a loud 'thud' immediately after the wedding montage.
  • A husband hides his wife's career-defining job offer in the trash.
  • The mother-in-law wears a 'Sicilian widow' outfit to the wedding to show her disapproval.
  • The protagonist falls out of a tree and off a hotel lattice while spying on her husband.
  • The movie ends with one of the three main couples actually staying broken up, which is rare for the genre.

Every trope, all in one place

Here’s everything this one has going on, from the setting to the way it wraps up. Tap any of the 30 to find more movies that do the same thing.

How it all plays out

Already seen it, or just can’t wait? Open this up for the whole story, ending included.

Full story (spoilers)
The film opens with Reverend Mike officiating three separate weddings for best friends Stella, Erin, and Casey, while delivering a sermon on the difference between a wedding and a marriage. Immediately after the ceremonies, Reverend Mike dies of a sudden heart attack before he can sign and file the marriage licenses. A month later, the three women receive letters from the County Clerk informing them that they are not legally married. This revelation hits at a time of high tension for all three couples. Casey and Nick are living in a cramped studio apartment where Nick's DIY plumbing involves using a wrench to turn on the shower. Tension escalates when Nick hires his high school ex-girlfriend, the former prom queen Anna Delano, as his assistant. Casey, feeling insecure and 'frumpy,' undergoes a makeover but eventually falls out of a tree while spying on Nick at a hotel, only to learn Anna is actually engaged to Nick's architect. Meanwhile, Erin and David's marriage is strained by David's mother, Renee, who moves in and manipulates David with feigned illnesses. The conflict peaks when Renee accidentally triggers Erin's severe peanut allergy by putting peanuts in pad thai, leading to a confrontation where David finally chooses Erin over his mother's antics. Stella's storyline takes a darker turn; she is married to the wealthy and traditional Mark, who wants a baby immediately and views Stella as a trophy. Stella discovers she has been offered her dream job at the Cheramoya Museum, but Mark hid the acceptance letter in the trash to keep her at home. Unlike the other two, Stella realizes that Mark does not respect her autonomy. In the climax, Casey and Nick reconcile when he gives her her old prom crown, and Erin and David set firm boundaries with Renee. Stella, however, chooses to leave Mark, realizing she wants a partner, not a possessor. The film concludes with a joint legal ceremony for the two remaining couples. Stella, now working at the museum, meets a handsome man who turns out to be the rightful owner of a dog she was fostering, suggesting a new, healthier romance on the horizon.

Beat by beat

  1. Opening

    Reverend Mike marries three couples in a montage but dies of a heart attack before signing the legal licenses.

  2. Inciting Incident

    The three wives receive letters from the County Clerk informing them that their marriages are not legally binding.

  3. Midpoint

    Casey undergoes a '2.0' makeover to compete with Nick's ex, while Erin's mother-in-law fakes a heart attack to stop a courthouse wedding.

  4. Climax

    Stella discovers Mark hid her job offer in the trash; Erin suffers anaphylactic shock from Renee's cooking; Casey falls from a hotel lattice while spying on Nick.

  5. Resolution

    Stella leaves Mark for good; Casey and Erin have a double wedding where they make the new minister sign the papers before he can even finish the vows.

30 tropes in one movie

We counted 30 distinct Hallmark tropes packed into this one — a genuine greatest-hits reel.

How it stacks up

Where this one’s rating lands against every other rated Hallmark movie.

Rating 6.0 vs every rated Hallmark moviemedian 6.4This movie · 6.0567

Higher-rated than 15% of every rated Hallmark movie. The median is 6.4.

Where this one fits

The corners of the catalog Nearlyweds belongs to — handy if you’re after more of the same.

Lines worth quoting

The lines that stuck with us — the ones you’ll be repeating after the credits roll.

  • “Do you want a wedding or do you want a marriage? There's a big difference between the two.”
    — Reverend MikeOpening sermon before he dies.
  • “I'm in the doghouse again, aren't I? Literally.”
    — NickAfter Casey catches him with leftovers from a dinner with his ex.
  • “I'm taking the job... I won't be there.”
    — StellaStella finally standing up to Mark and leaving him.

Meet the characters

Who’s who before you press play. Nothing here gives the ending away.

  • Casey

    Lead

    Pet shop owner

    InsecureQuirkyJealousKind-hearted
  • Stella

    Lead

    Art Historian

    Best friend

    StylishAmbitiousIndependent
  • Erin

    Lead

    Pediatrician

    Best friend

    LogicalPatientAllergic to peanuts
  • Mark

    Antagonist

    Businessman

    Stella's 'husband'

    ControllingTraditionalWealthyManipulative
  • Renee

    Antagonist

    Retired

    Erin's mother-in-law

    ManipulativeOverbearingDramatic

Questions people ask about Nearlyweds

Where can I watch Nearlyweds?

Nearlyweds is available via fuboTV, Philo, and Hallmark+ Amazon Channel. Streaming options change often, so check current availability before settling in.

How long is Nearlyweds?

Nearlyweds runs about 1 hour and 30 minutes, and was released in 2013.

Browse all movies

If you liked this one, you’ll probably like these. The chips show what they have in common.

Rise and Shine, Benedict Stone poster

Rise and Shine, Benedict Stone

6.9

2021 · Wedding Anniversary

  • Wedding Anniversary
  • Small Town
  • Second Chance Romance
Wedding of a Lifetime poster

Wedding of a Lifetime

6.4

2022 · Wedding Anniversary

  • Wedding Anniversary
  • Small Town
  • Second Chance Romance
Kite Festival of Love poster

Kite Festival of Love

6.6

2021 · Wedding Anniversary

  • Wedding Anniversary
  • Small Town
  • Second Chance Romance
Wedding March 5: My Boyfriend's Back poster

Wedding March 5: My Boyfriend's Back

6.5

2019 · Wedding Anniversary

  • Wedding Anniversary
  • Small Town
  • Second Chance Romance
Christmas Joy poster

Christmas Joy

6.4

2018 · Christmas

  • Danielle Panabaker
  • Small Town
  • Pet

Talking Hallmark

Love talking about these as much as watching them?

So do we. Come hang out on the Talking Hallmark channel, where we dig into movies just like this one, episode after episode.

Watch the latest episode
This Hallmark Christmas movie is aggressively stupid

“This Hallmark Christmas movie is aggressively stupid”

Data and sources

HallmarkDB catalogue. How we research filmsData refreshed .

Search JustWatch for current viewing options.

Sources:IMDbTMDB