McBride: The Chameleon Murder

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The premise

McBride takes on the defense of a friend's young co-worker who is accused of robbing and murdering a woman who gave him a ride. McBride and Phil discover that the victim had multiple identities--and multiple simultaneous husbands . . .

How unusual is it?

Mostly classic comfort-watch, give or take mistaken identity.

A rare specific

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Who’s in it

You’ve seen this pairing before: John Larroquette and Marta DuBois have made 10 Hallmark movies together.

Behind the camera

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Wait, what?

The quirks and curveballs that make this one a little weirder than your average Hallmark. No spoilers, promise.

  • A parrot testifying in a murder trial
  • A victim with three simultaneous husbands in different cities
  • A detective trying to sell multi-level marketing vitamins to his murder suspect's lawyer
  • The FBI running a sting operation called 'Operation Dumbo Drop'

Every trope, all in one place

Here’s everything this one has going on, from the setting to the way it wraps up. Tap any of the 17 to find more movies that do the same thing.

How it all plays out

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Full story (spoilers)
The film opens with an unconventional courtroom scene where McBride successfully uses an African Grey parrot named Shirley as a witness to identify a murderer. Shortly after, a woman named Whitney Collier picks up a young hospital orderly, Dudley Banks, at a diner and gives him a ride to Los Angeles. The next morning, Whitney is found strangled in her car, and her handbag—containing $5,000—is discovered in Dudley's room. Despite the mounting evidence, Dr. Megan Weill convinces McBride to defend Dudley, believing in his inherent goodness. McBride's investigation, aided by his tech-savvy associate Phil Newberry, takes a bizarre turn when they realize Whitney Collier didn't exist before her marriage a year prior. They discover she was simultaneously living as Monica Karpek (married to a San Francisco mob enforcer) and Arlene Ferguson (married to a struggling insurance salesman in Simi Valley). As McBride juggles threats from the FBI—who are using one of the husbands in a sting operation—and the pressure from his former partner, Detective Jake Fitzsimmons, he finds a secret condo where the victim was preparing a fourth identity, 'Jocelyn Dawson,' to flee the country. The climax occurs in the courtroom where McBride systematically dismantles the alibis of the husbands before turning his focus to Fitzsimmons. He reveals that the detective had discovered the victim's multiple identities and was blackmailing her. When she decided to stop paying and disappear, Fitzsimmons used his police authority to pull her over and murder her. McBride produces a thread from a windbreaker found at the crime scene that matches a jacket Fitzsimmons recently sent to the cleaners, leading to Dudley's acquittal and the detective's arrest.

Beat by beat

  1. Opening

    McBride wins a murder case by calling a parrot to the witness stand to identify the killer.

  2. Inciting Incident

    Whitney Collier is found murdered after giving Dudley Banks a ride; Dudley is arrested when her cash-filled bag is found in his home.

  3. Midpoint

    Phil and McBride discover the victim was a 'chameleon' with three husbands and three distinct lives.

  4. Complication

    The FBI intervenes, revealing that one husband, Karpek, is a protected informant, complicating the suspect list.

  5. Climax

    In court, McBride proves Detective Fitzsimmons was blackmailing the victim and killed her when she tried to flee.

  6. Resolution

    Dudley is found not guilty and returns to his hospital work while McBride celebrates with Szechwan Chinese food.

How it stacks up

Where this one’s rating lands against every other rated Hallmark movie.

Rating 6.8 vs every rated Hallmark moviemedian 6.4This movie · 6.8567

Higher-rated than 81% of every rated Hallmark movie. The median is 6.4.

Where this one fits

The corners of the catalog McBride: The Chameleon Murder belongs to — handy if you’re after more of the same.

McBridePart of the 10-film McBride series.

Lines worth quoting

The lines that stuck with us — the ones you’ll be repeating after the credits roll.

  • “Shirley wants peanut. Thank you.”
    — Shirley the ParrotDuring the opening trial where the bird identifies the killer.
  • “The kid is toast McBride. I hate to see you waste your time on something that is going to look bad on your resume.”
    — Jake FitzsimmonsFitzsimmons trying to discourage McBride from taking the case.
  • “She was a piece of work. I mean a chameleon. I mean she blended into the environment of each of those three guys.”
    — McBrideDiscussing the victim's multiple lives with Phil.

Meet the characters

Who’s who before you press play. Nothing here gives the ending away.

  • McBride

    Lead

    Defense Attorney

    unconventionalobservantdog-loverprincipled
  • Jake Fitzsimmons

    Antagonist

    Police Detective

    Former police partner

    corruptgreedymanipulative
  • Phil Newberry

    Supporting

    Legal Associate/Investigator

    Partner and associate

    tech-savvydiligentresourceful
  • Dudley Banks

    Supporting

    Hospital Orderly

    Client

    kindnaivededicated
  • Roberta Hansen

    Supporting

    District Attorney's Office

    Friend and romantic foil

    professionalwittyhelpful

Questions people ask about McBride: The Chameleon Murder

Where can I watch McBride: The Chameleon Murder?

McBride: The Chameleon Murder is available via UP Faith & Family Apple TV channel and UP Faith & Family Amazon Channel. Streaming options change often, so check current availability before settling in.

How long is McBride: The Chameleon Murder?

McBride: The Chameleon Murder runs about 1 hour and 27 minutes, and was released in 2005.

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