The Worst Hallmark Movies, Ranked (Affectionately)

Ranked by IMDb average user rating, lowest first, across the Hallmark titles in our database.

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   Shark Swarm

   2008 · 158 min★ 3.4

   Our lowest-rated entry at 3.4, and what a way to bottom out. A fisherman and a marine biologist take on a greedy developer who has dumped toxins into the bay and turned the local sharks into a bloodthirsty swarm. Daryl Hannah, John Schneider, and F. Murray Abraham are all fully committed to the bit. At 158 minutes it is a creature feature in a Hallmark trench coat, and the pacing is, let us say, leisurely. Is it good? Not even slightly. Is it a fantastic bad-movie-night centerpiece with friends and snacks? Completely. Lean all the way in.

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   Supernova

   2005 · 172 min★ 3.7

   Three-quarters of an hour past the two-hour mark, an astrophysicist races to stop the sun from going supernova while a serial killer exploits the global panic to settle an old score. Luke Perry and Peter Fonda lead. The fate of the entire planet hinges on a single plus-or-minus sign in an equation, which is a wonderful foundation for an apocalypse. It is rated 3.7 and runs a staggering 172 minutes, so it is overstuffed and far too long, but the ambition is weirdly endearing. A patient bad-movie connoisseur will find a lot here, ideally split across two nights.

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   A Christmas Wedding Tail

   2011 · 90 min★ 4.3

   Two single parents fall for each other after their dogs do, then try to blend a household of five kids by Christmas. The catch, and the charm, is that the entire movie is narrated by a tough-guy Labrador whose internal monologue basically runs the show. Jennie Garth and Tom Arnold appear. It is chaotic, and the dog-voiceover is a lot to take, but it is harmless and weirdly devoted to its gimmick. Rated 4.3. If talking-pet movies make you happy rather than homicidal, this is a cozy, silly night.

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   Mysterious Island

   2005 · 172 min★ 4.4

   A Jules Verne riff at the same punishing 172 minutes. Civil War escapees flee by hot-air balloon and crash-land on an island crawling with giant monsters and ruled by a reclusive Captain Nemo, played by Patrick Stewart. Kyle MacLachlan and Gabrielle Anwar co-star. Giant praying mantises, horse-sized rats, the whole effects budget visibly groaning under the load. It is long and uneven, no question, but Patrick Stewart classes up any room, even a monster island. Rated 4.4. A treat for fans of old-school creature spectacle who do not mind a slow build.

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   Space Warriors

   2013 · 93 min★ 4.5

   A pack of kid space-camp cadets has to help rescue astronauts stranded on the ISS. Josh Lucas, Mira Sorvino, and Danny Glover lend some star wattage to a deeply earnest premise in which teenagers essentially run mission control. The leaps of logic are spectacular, in a way that lands closer to charming than annoying. It is a family-friendly underdog story that means well and aims for the stars, literally. Rated 4.5. Good for a low-stakes afternoon if you can roll with kids remotely piloting a space station and keep a straight face.

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   How to Train Your Husband or (How to Pick Your Second Husband First)

   2018 · 85 min★ 4.7

   Our second-lowest entry at 4.7, and the premise is the problem in the most fascinating way. A marriage therapist, played by Julie Gonzalo, decides to fix her own failing marriage by literally applying dog-training techniques to her husband, treats and positive reinforcement included. The idea is so misjudged it loops back around to compelling, and the leads are perfectly pleasant inside it. It is awkward, the central conceit ages badly, and you will wince. But as a how-did-this-get-made conversation piece it more than earns its spot. Watch it with friends who like to talk back.

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   Final Approach

   2007 · 180 min★ 4.8

   A full three hours of airport thriller, which is a strange thing to find with a Hallmark label on it. An ex-FBI negotiator works to save a jumbo jet from terrorists who have planted a bomb on board. Dean Cain headlines, with Ernie Hudson and Lea Thompson along for the ride. The 180-minute runtime is the real antagonist; it tests your patience long before the bomb does. As a tense, dated, marathon-length potboiler it has its pleasures. Rated 4.8. Save it for a night when you want earnest early-2000s action and have nowhere to be.

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   The Hunters

   2013 · 85 min★ 4.9

   A 4.9 with a surprisingly big audience, which tells you people went looking for this one. Two brothers discover their parents are secret warrior-scientists who hunt magical fairy-tale artifacts, and have to recover a legendary mirror. Victor Garber and Robbie Amell star. It was plainly a backdoor pilot swinging for an adventure franchise, and the ambition badly outpaces the budget. The lore is delightfully overcooked. If a globe-trotting magic-artifact caper on a TV-movie budget sounds like your idea of a good time, this is a fun, harmless ride.

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   Return to Nim's Island

   2013 · 90 min★ 4.9

   A feisty teenager fights to save her pristine island home from developers who want to slap a pirate-themed resort on it. Bindi Irwin leads, with Matthew Lillard. It is a kids' adventure sequel, complete with a sea lion, a key-stealing bird, and a very on-the-nose save-the-island message. The effects and pacing are rough, but its heart is firmly in the right place and the animal antics are genuinely cute. Rated 4.9. Perfectly pleasant family viewing if you set the polish bar low, and a real winner for younger viewers especially.

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    William & Catherine: A Royal Romance

    2011 · 86 min★ 4.9

    A dramatized retelling of how Prince William and Kate Middleton went from college friends to one of the most famous weddings in history. Jane Alexander and Jean Smart turn up. Made fast to ride the real-wedding wave, it has that slightly stiff, rushed-to-air quality, and the leads are doing impressions more than performances. But the curiosity factor is real. Rated 4.9. A fun, low-key watch if you have any soft spot for royal-romance dramatizations and you do not mind that it is very obviously a cash-in.

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    When Sparks Fly

    2014 · 86 min★ 5.0

    Famous now almost entirely because Meghan Markle stars. A big-city journalist returns to her hometown to cover the Fourth of July and finds her ex engaged to her best friend, with herself drafted as maid of honor. The plot is standard and the execution a little flat, but it is perfectly watchable. The real draw is watching a future Duchess in a small-town fireworks romance years before any of the headlines. Rated 5.0. A pleasant, unremarkable Hallmark elevated entirely by hindsight and casting trivia.

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    A Cheerful Christmas

    2019 · 83 min★ 5.0

    Two professional Christmas Coaches are hired to bring holiday spirit to a wealthy, vaguely-royal-adjacent family, and one of them falls for the stoic son. The idea of a paid Christmas-lifestyle consultant is a lovely bit of Hallmark world-building all on its own. It is a familiar grumpy-meets-sunny setup that breaks no new ground, and the chemistry is mild at best, but it stays cozy and inoffensive throughout. Rated 5.0. Fine background noise for December if you want twinkly lights and do not mind a thin plot, and the College of Christmas joke alone earns a smile.

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    Christmas Belle

    2013 · 85 min★ 5.1

    An estate-sale expert heads north to handle the sale of a mansion and clashes with its prickly owner, a widowed wine-estate man, before his frost starts to thaw. Haylie Duff and Nicholas Gonzalez lead. This is about as by-the-numbers as the genre gets: grumpy widower, sunny outsider, a returning suitor wandering in to gum up the works. Every beat is familiar and the energy stays gentle throughout. Rated 5.1. Comfort food with zero surprises, which is exactly what some nights call for. Pleasant, and gone from your memory by morning.

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    Christmas Bedtime Stories

    2022 · 84 min★ 5.1

    A military widow, finally ready to move on with a new proposal, tells her daughter bedtime stories about the husband she lost, then starts noticing signs he might still be alive. Erin Cahill leads. The film wants to be both a cozy romance and a POW drama, and the tonal lurch in the final stretch is a swing the rest of it never quite sets up. Still, it is heartfelt, and the bedtime-story framing is sweet. Rated 5.1. Worth a look if you like your holiday movies to suddenly become a different movie in the last ten minutes.

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    Angel and the Bad Man

    2009 · 95 min★ 5.1

    A remake of the John Wayne western, which already tells you it is an unusually action-leaning Hallmark. A notorious gunfighter, wounded and taken in by a Quaker family, falls for their daughter and tries to leave violence behind, until an old foe drags him back into it. Lou Diamond Phillips and Luke Perry star. The period dialogue and pacing feel a bit stagey, but there is a sincere, old-fashioned charm to it and the redemption arc actually satisfies. Rated 5.1. Worth your time if you have a weakness for gentle, talky westerns about second chances.

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    Ms. Matched

    2016 · 84 min★ 5.2

    A lavish-minded wedding planner butts heads with a financial advisor who has just written a book telling couples to skip the big expensive wedding entirely. They spar at a bridal expo while slowly falling for each other. Alexa PenaVega leads. The romance-versus-realism premise is actually a decent engine, but the leads argue for most of the runtime and then marry almost instantly, which is tonal whiplash even by Hallmark standards. It stays breezy and watchable regardless. Rated 5.2. Fine for an undemanding wedding-themed afternoon.

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    A Carol Christmas

    2003 · 92 min★ 5.2

    A Christmas Carol riff in which a cruel TV talk-show host gets the three-spirits treatment on Christmas Eve. Tori Spelling stars, but the casting is the whole event: William Shatner plays a ghost as a self-help TV doctor, and Gary Coleman plays another one. The satire is blunt and the whole thing feels dated now, but the sheer who's-who of early-2000s guest stars makes it irresistible as a curiosity. At 5.2, the camp value runs high, and if you grew up on these faces it is a genuinely fun bad-movie pick for the holidays.

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    For Better or for Worse

    2014 · 84 min★ 5.2

    A widowed wedding planner finds her business under threat when a divorce lawyer moves in next door, and things spike when their kids announce a sudden engagement and a plan to drop out and become organic farmers. Lisa Whelchel and Antonio Cupo lead. The setup is cute, the leads are likable, and the parents-meddling-in-the-kids'-romance angle is a nice variation on the usual. It is slight and the stakes are low, but it stays warm and easygoing. Rated 5.2. A perfectly nice, undemanding watch for a quiet evening.

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    A Christmas for the Books

    2018 · 90 min★ 5.2

    A relationship expert agrees to plan a Christmas gala in the hope of landing her own TV show, with a fake-relationship wrinkle to complicate matters. It piles up a stack of familiar Hallmark beats at once: the lifestyle-guru heroine, the morning-show producer love interest, the pretend-couple ruse. The execution is uneven and the plot a little overloaded, but Chelsea Kane is charming and the holiday trappings are cozy. Rated 5.2. Middle-of-the-road comfort viewing, and perfectly fine if you want something festive and you are not feeling picky.

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    Road Trip Romance

    2022 · 83 min★ 5.2

    Enemies-to-lovers by way of a travel-insurance nightmare. Rival vintage-toy sellers get stranded by an airport strike and have to share an escalating fleet of breakdown-prone vehicles to reach a wedding, including a stop in a town that has gone fully off the grid for a Renaissance Fair. The script leans hard on a like ducks catchphrase and a second-act kilt, and the romance shows up mostly because the runtime demands it rather than because sparks fly. Rated 5.2. As a low-stakes, talk-back-at-the-screen road comedy, though, it has a shaggy charm of its own.

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    Christmas for Keeps

    2021 · 84 min★ 5.2

    Rated 5.2. A close-knit group of childhood friends returns home after ten years to celebrate the life of their beloved late high-school teacher, right around Christmas. Christa B. Allen and Ryan Rottman lead. The reunion-and-remembrance setup is a nice change from the usual meet-cute, but the ensemble juggling and the bittersweet tone never quite gel, and the romance feels like an afterthought. It means well throughout. A gentle, slightly muddled holiday watch for anyone who likes a friends-reunite-at-the-holidays premise and is feeling generous.

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    Hannah's Law

    2012 · 88 min★ 5.2

    Rated 5.2, and a genuine oddity for the brand: a gritty Western revenge story. A bounty hunter, played by Sara Canning, prepares for a showdown with the gang leader who killed her family, calling in old friends, including a young Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday. Billy Zane and Danny Glover appear. It is darker and more violent than anything you expect from Hallmark, and it ends on a cliffhanger rather than a tidy bow. The tone whiplash is the appeal. A curio for fans who want to see the channel completely off-brand.

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    My Gal Sunday

    2014 · 80 min★ 5.2

    Rated 5.2. A newlywed couple who run a private-eye business find themselves in real danger when their parents are taken hostage by a kidnapper seeking justice for his brother's wrongful murder conviction. Rachel Blanchard and Cameron Mathison lead, with Jack Wagner. It wants to be a breezy crime-solving caper, but the high-stakes hostage plot sits uneasily against the light married-sleuths banter, and the whole thing feels squeezed into its runtime. It is watchable and brisk. A passable mystery-romance hybrid for fans of crime-solving-couple shows who keep their expectations low.

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    Love's Second Chance

    2020 · 92 min★ 5.2

    Rated 5.2. A New York fashion stylist returns to her small hometown to sell her late grandmother's vintage dress shop and bumps into her high-school crush, now a vintage-car restorer. Gabrielle Christian and Cody Ray Thompson lead. The mobile-fashion-charity-in-a-1968-camper subplot is a sweet, slightly overstuffed idea, and the romance lands gently if not memorably. The pacing and budget show their seams. Still, it is good-natured and easy. A mild, harmless small-town romance for an undemanding afternoon, more forgettable than offensive.

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    Our Wild Hearts

    2013 · 89 min★ 5.2

    Rated 5.2, and very much a family affair: director Ricky Schroder cast a houseful of his own relatives. A wealthy Malibu teenager travels to the Sierra Nevada to meet the father she never knew, a struggling rancher, and bonds with a wild mustang while she's there. It is an earnest horse-and-heritage adventure with a real save-the-ranch streak. The acting is uneven and the plot wanders, but the scenery is lovely and the heart is sincere. A pleasant, slow watch for horse-loving kids and anyone who likes a gentle outdoorsy family film.