Crossword Mysteries: Abracadaver

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The premise

When a magic act turns out to be murder, Tess Harper is on the case to find the real killer.

How unusual is it?

Middle of the road, with a twist — mistaken identity keeps it from being totally by-the-book.

Who’s in it

You’ve seen this pairing before: Lacey Chabert and John Kapelos have made 5 Hallmark movies together.

Behind the camera

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Wait, what?

The quirks and curveballs that make this one a little weirder than your average Hallmark. No spoilers, promise.

  • A murder committed via a wax bullet coated in pufferfish toxin
  • A body-swap involving a magician and a dead husband in a steamer trunk
  • A secret 'trap room' hidden behind 1920s blueprints
  • The protagonist solving a crime by taking a magic class

Every trope, all in one place

Here’s everything this one has going on, from the setting to the way it wraps up. Tap any of the 22 to find more movies that do the same thing.

How it all plays out

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Full story (spoilers)
The film opens with Tess Harper, a crossword editor, taking magic classes at the prestigious Magic Manor to research a new puzzle. During her birthday celebration at the club, she is invited on stage by the 'Amazing Alistair' to sign a bullet for his infamous Bullet Catch trick. When the trick is performed, Alistair collapses and dies in front of the audience. Detective Logan O'Connor, a friend of Tess, takes the lead on the case and discovers that Alistair wasn't shot, but poisoned with tetrodotoxin—a potent fish toxin found on the bullet and a scotch glass. Tess begins her own investigation, interviewing Alistair's assistant Bianca, who reveals that Alistair was becoming increasingly secretive and had recently started performing high-end private gigs alone. Tess's aunt Candace mentions a series of thefts at these parties, including an antique snuff box and a priceless jade bowl. Tess tracks down Sinclair, a mysterious prop maker who provided Alistair with the wax bullets for the trick, and learns that magicians are a 'jealous lot.' Meanwhile, Logan discovers that the woman who identified Alistair's body at the morgue, claiming to be his sister Claire, was actually Julia Marquez, Alistair's ballroom dancing partner. The mystery deepens when a second murder attempt occurs: Alistair's former partner Cormac takes over the show, but the sword cabinet trick is sabotaged to trap Bianca inside. Tess intervenes just in time. Through dental records, Logan realizes the man in the morgue isn't Alistair at all, but Julia's husband, Scott Harrington. Tess finds original 1921 blueprints of the Magic Manor, revealing a 'trap room' and secret passages not shown on modern fire maps. She and Logan explore the hidden basement and realize Alistair used a trap door and a gurney to swap his 'poisoned' body with Scott's pre-deceased corpse during a momentary blackout. Alistair, who is very much alive, had been using his magic skills to rob wealthy patrons and staged his own death to escape with the loot. In the climax, Tess and Logan find Alistair and Julia at a hideout in the Bowery. After a brief confrontation with an armed associate, the criminals are apprehended. The film concludes with Bianca finally getting her own headlining show and Tess and Logan sharing a celebratory meal, acknowledging their growing partnership.

Beat by beat

  1. Opening

    Tess witnesses the 'Amazing Alistair' die on stage during a Bullet Catch trick at the Magic Manor.

  2. Inciting Incident

    Autopsy reveals Alistair was poisoned with tetrodotoxin, and Logan discovers the woman who identified the body was an impostor.

  3. Midpoint

    Tess connects Alistair to a series of high-society thefts involving a missing jade bowl and an antique snuff box.

  4. Complication

    A second magic trick is sabotaged, nearly killing the assistant Bianca, suggesting the killer is still active within the Manor.

  5. Climax

    Tess uses old blueprints to find a secret trap room, proving Alistair faked his death using a body double.

  6. Resolution

    Alistair and his accomplice Julia are caught at a hideout; Bianca takes over as the Manor's new headliner.

22 tropes in one movie

We counted 22 distinct Hallmark tropes packed into this one — a genuine greatest-hits reel.

The backstory

  • Music by Sean Nimmons-Paterson.

How it stacks up

Where this one’s rating lands against every other rated Hallmark movie.

Rating 7.3 vs every rated Hallmark moviemedian 6.4This movie · 7.3567

Higher-rated than 98% of every rated Hallmark movie. The median is 6.4.

Where this one fits

The corners of the catalog Crossword Mysteries: Abracadaver belongs to — handy if you’re after more of the same.

Crossword MysteriesPart of the 5-film Crossword Mysteries series.

Lines worth quoting

The lines that stuck with us — the ones you’ll be repeating after the credits roll.

  • “A magic trick, all it is, pure and simple, is a surprise ending.”
    — Alistair McLeanPerforming his final show before his 'death'.
  • “What the eyes see and the ear hears, the mind... the mind believes.”
    — CormacExplaining the nature of illusion to Tess.
  • “I'm not really a natural follower.”
    — Tess HarperWhile attempting to tango with Logan.

Meet the characters

Who’s who before you press play. Nothing here gives the ending away.

  • Tess Harper

    Lead

    Crossword Puzzle Editor

    observantintuitivepersistent
  • Logan O'Connor

    Love interest

    Police Detective

    Professional partner and romantic interest

    skepticalprotectiveskilled dancer
  • Alistair McLean

    Antagonist

    Magician

    Victim (initially) and target of investigation

    arrogantdeceptivethief
  • Julia Marquez

    Antagonist

    Ballroom Dancer / Pharmacist

    Accomplice to the antagonist

    calculatingstoic
  • Bianca

    Supporting

    Magician's Assistant

    Friend and magic classmate

    ambitioustraumatizedloyal

Questions people ask about Crossword Mysteries: Abracadaver

Where can I watch Crossword Mysteries: Abracadaver?

Crossword Mysteries: Abracadaver is available via fuboTV, Philo, and Hallmark+ Amazon Channel. Streaming options change often, so check current availability before settling in.

How long is Crossword Mysteries: Abracadaver?

Crossword Mysteries: Abracadaver runs about 1 hour and 25 minutes, and was released in 2019.

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