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Maddie, a reporter for a Norfolk newspaper, embarks on a Tiger Cruise during Christmas time where she meets a handsome naval officer and stumbles upon a mystery in the ship's archive room.
Middle of the road, with a twist — Santa himself and an actual miracle keep it from being totally by-the-book.
The quirks and curveballs that make this one a little weirder than your average Hallmark. No spoilers, promise.
Here’s everything this one has going on, from the setting to the way it wraps up. Tap any of the 32 to find more movies that do the same thing.
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Opening
Maddie meets Billy at the Navy Ball, where a wine-spilling accident establishes their initial 'Grumpy vs. Sunshine' dynamic.
Inciting Incident
Maddie boards the USS Polaris for the Tiger Cruise and discovers a 1965 journal detailing a lost wartime romance.
Midpoint
During a stop in NYC, Maddie and Billy bond over their pasts at a train museum, breaking down Billy's 'Grinch' exterior.
Climax
Maddie solves the mystery by connecting the call sign 'Picasso' to a local diner, finding the elderly Sam and Dorothy.
Resolution
Maddie publishes her story, accepts a new job as a military reporter, and reunites with Billy at the diner to start their relationship.
32 tropes in one movie
We counted 32 distinct Hallmark tropes packed into this one — a genuine greatest-hits reel.
Where this one’s rating lands against every other rated Hallmark movie.
Higher-rated than 63% of every rated Hallmark movie. The median is 6.4.
The corners of the catalog USS Christmas belongs to — handy if you’re after more of the same.
The lines that stuck with us — the ones you’ll be repeating after the credits roll.
“How do you decorate something that looks like a rhino in a rainstorm?”
“Sam was my home. Wherever we went, all I needed was him.”
“The USS Polaris is named after the north star. It's the way sailors have been finding their way home for centuries.”
Who’s who before you press play. Nothing here gives the ending away.
Journalist
Navy Fighter Pilot
Love interest and guide
Navy Fighter Pilot
Sister
Ship Captain
Billy's father and Maddie's host
USS Christmas is available via fuboTV, YouTube TV, and Philo. Streaming options change often, so check current availability before settling in.
USS Christmas runs about 1 hour and 24 minutes, and was released in 2020.
Yes. USS Christmas is a Hallmark Christmas movie, set during the holiday season.
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