USS Christmas

6.6/10 · 1,900 ratings20201h 24mChristmasWeirdness 5/10Bingo card

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The premise

Maddie, a reporter for a Norfolk newspaper, embarks on a Tiger Cruise during Christmas time where she meets a handsome naval officer and stumbles upon a mystery in the ship's archive room.

How unusual is it?

Middle of the road, with a twist — Santa himself and an actual miracle keep it from being totally by-the-book.

Who’s in it

Behind the camera

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Wait, what?

The quirks and curveballs that make this one a little weirder than your average Hallmark. No spoilers, promise.

  • The entire movie takes place on an active nuclear-powered aircraft carrier.
  • A pilot's call sign is 'Grinch' because he dislikes Christmas.
  • The use of 'sparkles' to simulate snow on a flight deck for a romantic moment.
  • The 'Tiger Cruise' concept, while real, is used as a backdrop for a historical investigative mystery.

Every trope, all in one place

Here’s everything this one has going on, from the setting to the way it wraps up. Tap any of the 32 to find more movies that do the same thing.

How it all plays out

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Full story (spoilers)
Maddie Contino is a reporter in Norfolk who feels stuck writing 'fluff' pieces while her sister Amelia serves as a fighter pilot. After a clumsy encounter at a Navy Ball where she spills wine on a woman's dress and clashes with the disciplined Lieutenant Billy Jenkins, Maddie reluctantly agrees to join her family on a 'Tiger Cruise'—a multi-day voyage for Navy families. Aboard the USS Polaris, Maddie is introduced to Billy’s father, Captain Chet Jenkins, who encourages Billy to show Maddie around. While exploring the ship's archives, Maddie finds a journal from 1965 written by a pilot named Sam who fell in love with a USO dancer named Dorothy during the very first Tiger Cruise. Sensing a major story, Maddie begins an investigation into the couple's fate, with a skeptical Billy acting as her guide. During a port call in New York City, the two bond over shared childhood memories at a model train museum, where Billy reveals that his parents' divorce made him cynical about the holidays. Maddie tracks Dorothy to a dance studio but learns that Sam went missing in action in Vietnam, causing the trail to go cold. Back on the ship, Billy begins to soften, even dressing as Santa for the children on board. Maddie nearly kisses him under a flurry of 'snow' (sparkles) on the deck but pulls away, fearing the instability of a military relationship. Upon returning to Norfolk, Maddie uses the call sign 'Picasso' found in the journal to link Sam to a local diner. She discovers that Sam and Dorothy are still alive and married; Sam had survived years as a POW and Dorothy had waited for him. Maddie returns a lost Christmas ornament to the couple and writes a moving feature article. Realizing she cannot let her fear of loss dictate her life, Maddie meets Billy at the diner on Christmas Day. She presents him with a toy train like the one he lost as a child, and they finally share a kiss, with Maddie deciding to become the paper's permanent military beat reporter.

Beat by beat

  1. Opening

    Maddie meets Billy at the Navy Ball, where a wine-spilling accident establishes their initial 'Grumpy vs. Sunshine' dynamic.

  2. Inciting Incident

    Maddie boards the USS Polaris for the Tiger Cruise and discovers a 1965 journal detailing a lost wartime romance.

  3. Midpoint

    During a stop in NYC, Maddie and Billy bond over their pasts at a train museum, breaking down Billy's 'Grinch' exterior.

  4. Climax

    Maddie solves the mystery by connecting the call sign 'Picasso' to a local diner, finding the elderly Sam and Dorothy.

  5. Resolution

    Maddie publishes her story, accepts a new job as a military reporter, and reunites with Billy at the diner to start their relationship.

32 tropes in one movie

We counted 32 distinct Hallmark tropes packed into this one — a genuine greatest-hits reel.

How it stacks up

Where this one’s rating lands against every other rated Hallmark movie.

Rating 6.6 vs every rated Hallmark moviemedian 6.4This movie · 6.6567

Higher-rated than 66% of every rated Hallmark movie. The median is 6.4.

Where this one fits

The corners of the catalog USS Christmas belongs to — handy if you’re after more of the same.

Lines worth quoting

The lines that stuck with us — the ones you’ll be repeating after the credits roll.

  • “How do you decorate something that looks like a rhino in a rainstorm?”
    — Maddie ContinoMaddie commenting on the difficulty of making an aircraft carrier look festive.
  • “Sam was my home. Wherever we went, all I needed was him.”
    — Dorothy WilliamsExplaining why she never regretted her life as a military spouse.
  • “The USS Polaris is named after the north star. It's the way sailors have been finding their way home for centuries.”
    — Sam WilliamsReflecting on the ship that brought him to his wife.

Meet the characters

Who’s who before you press play. Nothing here gives the ending away.

  • Maddie Contino

    Lead

    Journalist

    InquisitiveSentimentalDetermined
  • Billy Jenkins

    Love interest

    Navy Fighter Pilot

    Love interest and guide

    DisciplinedCynicalProtective
  • Amelia Contino

    Supporting

    Navy Fighter Pilot

    Sister

    AdventurousSupportive
  • Captain Chet Jenkins

    Supporting

    Ship Captain

    Billy's father and Maddie's host

    WiseMatchmaker

Questions people ask about USS Christmas

Where can I watch USS Christmas?

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How long is USS Christmas?

USS Christmas runs about 1 hour and 24 minutes, and was released in 2020.

Is USS Christmas a Christmas movie?

Yes. USS Christmas is a Hallmark Christmas movie, set during the holiday season.

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