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After discovering her late father once married a rodeo queen, an attorney travels into horse country and finds more family.
Middle of the road, with a twist — mistaken identity keeps it from being totally by-the-book.
The quirks and curveballs that make this one a little weirder than your average Hallmark. No spoilers, promise.
Here’s everything this one has going on, from the setting to the way it wraps up. Tap any of the 32 to find more movies that do the same thing.
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Opening
Natalie discovers her father's secret marriage to a trick rider and travels to a rural town to investigate.
Inciting Incident
Natalie meets Jess and Sam, posing as a writer while suffering from a bout of food poisoning caused by local chili.
Midpoint
Natalie reveals her true identity as Jess's half-sister, leading to emotional conflict regarding their father's legacy.
Climax
Natalie uses her legal skills to outmaneuver Tom Grove and helps the group dig for a lost spring to save the wild horses.
Resolution
Natalie provides Jess with her inheritance and leaves her L.A. life behind to stay at the ranch with Sam.
A few things that make this one stand out once you stack it up against every other Hallmark movie.
At 2 hours it's a genuine epic by Hallmark standards — only about 58 of their movies run two hours or longer.
32 tropes in one movie
We counted 32 distinct Hallmark tropes packed into this one — a genuine greatest-hits reel.
Thicker than Water is a 2005 American made-for-television drama film starring Melissa Gilbert and Lindsay Wagner. It premiered on Hallmark Channel on March 12, 2005.
Where this one’s rating lands against every other rated Hallmark movie.
Higher-rated than 38% of every rated Hallmark movie. The median is 6.4.
The corners of the catalog Thicker Than Water belongs to — handy if you’re after more of the same.
The lines that stuck with us — the ones you’ll be repeating after the credits roll.
“I'd rather regret something I did than something I didn't do.”
“You sorry piece of horse flesh. Now, you see what you done? They got away again.”
“I am not a cowgirl.”
Who’s who before you press play. Nothing here gives the ending away.
Lawyer
Veterinarian
Romantic interest
Rancher
Neighboring rival
Rancher
Half-sister
Student / Gas Station Attendant
Friend and ward of Jess
Thicker Than Water runs about 2 hours, and was released in 2005.
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