The Dog Lover's Guide to Dating

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The premise

Simon believes Chloe is the girl of his dreams but can't seem to win over her beloved pup. He enlists dog trainer, Alex, and soon finds himself wondering where his real connection might be.

How unusual is it?

Honestly? Not very — and that's the charm. It plays the hits, which is exactly the point for a cozy night in.

A rare specific

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Who’s in it

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Wait, what?

The quirks and curveballs that make this one a little weirder than your average Hallmark. No spoilers, promise.

  • The love interest and the dog he is training share the exact same name (Simon).
  • The protagonist's diet consists almost entirely of 'efficient' power bars referred to as 'space food'.
  • The protagonist is referred to as 'The Beyoncé of dog-owners'.
  • The plot hinges on 'date baiting' a dog to get to its owner.

Every trope, all in one place

Here’s everything this one has going on, from the setting to the way it wraps up. Tap any of the 27 to find more movies that do the same thing.

How it all plays out

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Full story (spoilers)
The film begins by introducing Alex, a disciplined dog trainer who lives a highly structured life, preferring the company of her dog, Radar, over humans. Her sister Sarah frequently pushes her to date, but Alex remains cynical due to her father abandoning their family when she was a child. In a local park, Alex encounters Simon, an advertising executive who is failing miserably to control a small, anxious dog also named Simon. The dog belongs to Chloe, a successful fashion designer Simon is trying to impress. Simon eventually tracks Alex down and proposes a trade: he will help her create professional marketing materials for her shelter dogs if she trains him to win over Chloe's dog. Alex reluctantly agrees, beginning a series of lessons where she teaches Simon that dogs respond to confidence and trust rather than 'try-hard vibes.' As their training progresses, they learn that the local animal shelter run by Jen is facing eviction because the landlord is selling the building. Simon suggests a high-end gala fundraiser and uses his corporate connections with 'Good N Happy' dog food to secure sponsorship. During their time together, Simon introduces Alex to 'human food' like gourmet sandwiches, challenging her habit of eating only 'efficient' power bars. A romantic tension develops, especially during an axe-throwing outing where Simon encourages Alex to loosen her rigid control. The plot takes a serious turn when Alex's dog Radar falls ill with a painful cyst. Simon proves his reliability by staying with Alex at the vet's office all night, while Jacob, a local vet and shelter volunteer, performs the surgery. At the fundraiser gala, the team successfully raises enough money to purchase the shelter building. Chloe, observing the chemistry between Alex and Simon, realizes that Simon has fallen for his trainer and gracefully ends their brief pursuit. However, Alex's fear of abandonment causes her to push Simon away, assuming he will leave now that the 'job' is done. After a heart-to-heart with Sarah, who reveals she also struggled with their father's departure but found happiness in her own engagement, Alex decides to be brave. She meets Simon at a scenic overlook and confesses that while she is terrified of people walking away, she is in love with him. Simon reciprocates, and the film ends with the two of them as partners, with Simon even moving in as Alex's 'new roommate' and Radar's co-owner.

Beat by beat

  1. Opening

    Simon meets Alex in the park while he is struggling to control Chloe's dog, also named Simon.

  2. Inciting Incident

    Simon hires Alex to train him to be a 'dog person' in exchange for marketing help for her shelter dogs.

  3. Midpoint

    The local animal shelter faces closure, and Simon and Alex team up to plan a massive fundraiser gala.

  4. Turning Point

    Alex's dog Radar has a medical emergency; Simon stays by Alex's side all night, proving his reliability.

  5. Climax

    The fundraiser is a success, saving the shelter, and Chloe realizes Simon and Alex are in love.

  6. Resolution

    Alex overcomes her fear of abandonment and confesses her love to Simon at a scenic overlook.

27 tropes in one movie

We counted 27 distinct Hallmark tropes packed into this one — a genuine greatest-hits reel.

How it stacks up

Where this one’s rating lands against every other rated Hallmark movie.

Rating 6.0 vs every rated Hallmark moviemedian 6.4This movie · 6.0567

Higher-rated than 15% of every rated Hallmark movie. The median is 6.4.

Where this one fits

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Lines worth quoting

The lines that stuck with us — the ones you’ll be repeating after the credits roll.

  • “Efficiency is the spice of life.”
    — AlexExplaining why she eats power bars instead of real breakfast.
  • “You're the Beyoncé of dog-owners.”
    — SimonWhen he tracks Alex down after seeing her handle dogs in the park.
  • “I give them what they need, not what they want. It's a partnership.”
    — AlexExplaining her philosophy on dog training and relationships.
  • “Who'd be stupid enough to walk away from you?”
    — SimonResponding to Alex's confession about her fear of abandonment.

Meet the characters

Who’s who before you press play. Nothing here gives the ending away.

  • Alex

    Lead

    Dog Trainer

    StructuredCynicalLoyalEfficient
  • Simon

    Love interest

    Advertising Executive

    Client turned partner

    CharmingPersistentThoughtfulNon-outdoorsy
  • Sarah

    Supporting

    Yoga Instructor

    Sister

    OptimisticEncouragingPerceptive
  • Chloe

    Supporting

    Fashion Designer

    Simon's initial crush

    SuccessfulCulturedGracious
  • Jacob

    Supporting

    Veterinarian

    Friend and shelter colleague

    DedicatedKindReliable

Questions people ask about The Dog Lover's Guide to Dating

Where can I watch The Dog Lover's Guide to Dating?

The Dog Lover's Guide to Dating is available via Hallmark+ Amazon Channel, Hallmark+ Apple TV channel, and Hallmark TV Amazon Channel. Streaming options change often, so check current availability before settling in.

How long is The Dog Lover's Guide to Dating?

The Dog Lover's Guide to Dating runs about 1 hour and 22 minutes, and was released in 2023.

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