Mrs. Washington Goes to Smith

5.6/10 · 342 ratings20091h 29mChristmasWeirdness 3/10Bingo card

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The premise

After her husband leaves her for a younger woman, Alice Washington, a middle-aged mother of two, decides to complete her education at Smith College. She and her twenty-year-old room-mate Zoe Burns share their experiences, conflicts, and interest in their poetry professor.

How unusual is it?

Honestly? Not very — and that's the charm. It plays the hits, which is exactly the point for a cozy night in.

Who’s in it

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Wait, what?

The quirks and curveballs that make this one a little weirder than your average Hallmark. No spoilers, promise.

  • The protagonist threatens her boyfriend with a gun early in the film
  • The love interest commits suicide halfway through
  • The central metaphor of the film involves a child digging through horse manure
  • The protagonist is a recent discharge from a 'locked ward' psychiatric facility

Every trope, all in one place

Here’s everything this one has going on, from the setting to the way it wraps up. Tap any of the 23 to find more movies that do the same thing.

How it all plays out

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Full story (spoilers)
The film opens with Marguerite Sydney returning to California after a stay in a mental hospital, reuniting with her son Josh. Struggling with the loss of her fortune and her fading stardom, she moves into a friend's Malibu house. She is initially involved with David Hollis, a toxic younger actor, but their relationship ends violently when she threatens him with a gun. Marguerite meets Ben Nichols at a racetrack, where they bond over a horse named 'Rita's Heater.' Ben presents himself as a successful businessman, and a whirlwind romance ensues, offering Marguerite a sense of stability she hasn't felt in years. Simultaneously, Marguerite attempts a career comeback by filming a TV pilot, though she clashes with a young, dismissive director. As the production progresses, Ben's facade begins to crumble; he is actually unemployed, married to a wealthy woman in New York, and drowning in gambling debts. Despite his lies, he genuinely falls for Marguerite but feels he is a 'fallen angel' who cannot be redeemed. While Marguerite is away on a night shoot for her pilot, Ben commits suicide in the guest house. Josh discovers the body and the gun, leading to a tense police investigation by Captain Clymer, who reveals Ben's true identity to a devastated Marguerite. Marguerite suffers a brief relapse into her mental illness, calling out for Ben in a trance-like state. She is eventually stabilized in a facility. The film concludes with Josh visiting her and sharing two suicide notes Ben left behind. The final note contains a story about an optimistic boy who, when faced with a room full of manure, starts digging because he believes 'with all this crap, there must be a pony.' This metaphor provides Marguerite and Josh with the bittersweet resolve to keep looking for the good in life despite their tragedies.

Beat by beat

  1. Opening

    Marguerite returns from a psychiatric hospital and moves into a borrowed Malibu home to restart her life.

  2. Inciting Incident

    Marguerite meets Ben Nichols at the racetrack; they begin a romance based on Ben's false persona as a wealthy mogul.

  3. Midpoint

    Marguerite struggles with a difficult TV pilot director while Ben's secret debts and marital status begin to surface.

  4. Climax

    While Marguerite is on a film set, Ben commits suicide; Josh finds the body and is interrogated by police.

  5. Falling Action

    The police reveal Ben's fraud and gambling addiction, causing Marguerite to have a mental breakdown.

  6. Resolution

    Josh reads Ben's final 'pony' letter to Marguerite, giving them a symbolic reason to maintain hope.

23 tropes in one movie

We counted 23 distinct Hallmark tropes packed into this one — a genuine greatest-hits reel.

How it stacks up

Where this one’s rating lands against every other rated Hallmark movie.

Rating 5.6 vs every rated Hallmark moviemedian 6.4This movie · 5.6567

Among the lower-rated Hallmark movies — the median is 6.4.

Where this one fits

The corners of the catalog Mrs. Washington Goes to Smith belongs to — handy if you’re after more of the same.

Lines worth quoting

The lines that stuck with us — the ones you’ll be repeating after the credits roll.

  • “I figure with all this crap there must be a pony.”
    — Ben (via letter)The final message explaining his philosophy of optimism despite a life of failure.
  • “That's the trouble with life. No score and bad lighting.”
    — Marguerite SydneyReflecting on the harsh reality of life compared to the movies while on a film set.
  • “Don't call me Rita, you UCLA reject.”
    — Marguerite SydneyInsulting a young director who she feels doesn't respect her legendary status.

Meet the characters

Who’s who before you press play. Nothing here gives the ending away.

  • Marguerite Sydney

    Lead

    Actress

    FragileDramaticResilientAging Star
  • Ben Nichols

    Love interest

    Unemployed / Fraudulent Real Estate Agent

    Fiancé

    CharmingDeceptiveTragicGambler
  • David Hollis

    Antagonist

    Actor

    Ex-boyfriend

    ToxicAggressiveOpportunistic
  • Josh

    Supporting

    Student

    Son

    LoyalObservantProtective
  • Merwin

    Supporting

    Confidant / Socialite

    Best Friend

    WittySupportiveCynical

Questions people ask about Mrs. Washington Goes to Smith

How long is Mrs. Washington Goes to Smith?

Mrs. Washington Goes to Smith runs about 1 hour and 29 minutes, and was released in 2009.

Is Mrs. Washington Goes to Smith a Christmas movie?

Yes. Mrs. Washington Goes to Smith is a Hallmark Christmas movie, set during the holiday season.

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