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Diana McQueen notorious con-woman has had enough. She leaves town and her boss, Tom Rourke, behind. She takes the place of her dying friend, who was to become some man's mail-order bride. Can she pull off this last con?
Middle of the road, with a twist — mistaken identity and a historical setting keep it from being totally by-the-book.
The quirks and curveballs that make this one a little weirder than your average Hallmark. No spoilers, promise.
Here’s everything this one has going on, from the setting to the way it wraps up. Tap any of the 29 to find more movies that do the same thing.
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Opening
Diana McQueen flees Boston after stealing from a mobster and assuming the identity of her deceased friend, Jen.
Inciting incident
Diana arrives in Wyoming and meets Beau Canfield, struggling to maintain her cover as a farm girl.
Midpoint
Beau discovers Diana's true identity and her criminal past, but asks her to stay and help with the ranch.
Rising action
The villainous Rourke tracks Diana to Wyoming and aligns with the local Cattle Association to harass Beau.
Climax
A violent shootout occurs at the ranch where Beau uses a buffalo rifle and Diana fakes her death with chicken blood to defeat Rourke.
Resolution
Rourke is arrested for trespassing, and Diana and Beau are married on the ranch.
29 tropes in one movie
We counted 29 distinct Hallmark tropes packed into this one — a genuine greatest-hits reel.
Mail Order Bride is a 2008 American Western television film on the Hallmark Channel. It premiered on November 8, 2008, and stars Daphne Zuniga.
Where this one’s rating lands against every other rated Hallmark movie.
Among the lower-rated Hallmark movies — the median is 6.4.
The corners of the catalog Mail Order Bride belongs to — handy if you’re after more of the same.
The lines that stuck with us — the ones you’ll be repeating after the credits roll.
“I'm a nine. They're big as boats.”
“You could live a lifetime on love.”
“I watched him die. It was his 16th birthday. I know, because he was my brother.”
Who’s who before you press play. Nothing here gives the ending away.
Con Artist / Rancher
Rancher / Former Gunslinger
Fiancé and protector
Mob Boss
Former employer and pursuer
Cook / Barber / Undertaker
Beau's ranch hand and friend
Priest
Diana's brother
Mail Order Bride is available via Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads, and Hoopla. Streaming options change often, so check current availability before settling in.
Mail Order Bride runs about 1 hour and 28 minutes, and was released in 2008.
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