Dear Dumb Diary

5.9/10 · 980 ratings20131h 24mValentine's DayWeirdness 3/10Bingo card

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The premise

Based on the best selling series Dear Dumb Diary by Jim Benton. Follow Jamie Kelly, as she navigates Mackeral Middle School with the help of her best friend Isabella, her nemesis Angeline and the boy of her dreams, Hudson.

How unusual is it?

Mostly classic comfort-watch, give or take an enemies-to-lovers arc.

Who’s in it

Behind the camera

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Wait, what?

The quirks and curveballs that make this one a little weirder than your average Hallmark. No spoilers, promise.

  • Stylized musical numbers about meatloaf and hating perfect people
  • A dog named Stinker whose primary character trait is flatulence
  • Isabella coloring her own eyes with green marker to simulate contacts
  • The protagonist stealing a permanent record and facing zero consequences
  • A plot point involving a bag of 'granny panties' used as parachutes

Every trope, all in one place

Here’s everything this one has going on, from the setting to the way it wraps up. Tap any of the 30 to find more movies that do the same thing.

How it all plays out

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Full story (spoilers)
The film begins with Jamie Kelly introducing her world at Mackerel Middle School, where she feels overshadowed by the genetically superior and 'perfect' Angeline. Jamie is an aspiring artist and writer who relies on her diary to vent about her frustrations, her crush on the 'eighth cutest guy' Hudson Rivers, and her cynical best friend Isabella. The status quo is disrupted when the school's art program is cut due to budget issues. To save it, the school enters a district-wide Jump-A-Thon with a $10,000 prize. Jamie is determined to win, but she is distracted by the arrival of her glamorous Aunt Carol, who takes a job at the school office and begins dating Assistant Principal Devon. Isabella convinces Jamie to help her raise money through a fraudulent charity called the 'Juvenile Optometry Federation,' which Isabella secretly uses to buy green contact lenses. Jamie's obsession with Angeline's perfection leads her to steal Angeline's permanent record from the school office, though she finds nothing incriminating. The conflict peaks when Jamie's diary is lost and found by Angeline; however, instead of humiliating Jamie, Angeline protects her by telling the school the diary belongs to a fictional cousin. Jamie eventually realizes that Angeline is actually kind and that her own 'inner beauty' has been lacking. At the Jump-A-Thon, Angeline is the school's best hope but cannot jump while holding the rope because she needs her hands to manage her hair. In a selfless act, Jamie and Isabella volunteer to turn the rope for her, allowing Angeline to win the prize and save the art program. The film concludes with Aunt Carol and Assistant Principal Devon getting engaged, making Jamie and Angeline future relatives, and Jamie accepting that everyone—even her rivals—possesses their own form of beauty.

Beat by beat

  1. Opening

    Jamie introduces her diary and her intense jealousy of the 'perfect' Angeline.

  2. Inciting Incident

    The school art program is cut, and the Jump-A-Thon is announced as a way to save it.

  3. Midpoint

    Jamie and Isabella run a fake charity scheme while Aunt Carol begins dating Assistant Principal Devon.

  4. Complication

    Jamie steals Angeline's permanent record and later loses her own diary, fearing total social destruction.

  5. Climax

    Jamie and Isabella help Angeline win the Jump-A-Thon by turning the rope for her, saving the art program.

  6. Resolution

    Aunt Carol and AP Devon get engaged, and Jamie realizes she and Angeline will be related.

30 tropes in one movie

We counted 30 distinct Hallmark tropes packed into this one — a genuine greatest-hits reel.

The backstory

Dear Dumb Diary is a Hallmark Channel television film based on the book series of the same name by Jim Benton. It stars Emily Alyn Lind as Jamie Kelly, a seventh-grader who documents her experiences at Mackerel Middle School in her diary, as well as Mary-Charles Jones as her best friend Isabella and Sterling Griffith as popular girl Angeline.
From Wikipedia, available under CC BY-SA.

How it stacks up

Where this one’s rating lands against every other rated Hallmark movie.

Rating 5.9 vs every rated Hallmark moviemedian 6.4This movie · 5.9567

Among the lower-rated Hallmark movies — the median is 6.4.

Where this one fits

The corners of the catalog Dear Dumb Diary belongs to — handy if you’re after more of the same.

Lines worth quoting

The lines that stuck with us — the ones you’ll be repeating after the credits roll.

  • “Information is revealed on a need-to-know basis. It's all in my dear dumb diary.”
    — Jamie KellyOpening theme song/monologue.
  • “Acceptance is seeing with your heart, not with your eyes.”
    — Assistant Principal DevonDiscussing a glittery valentine.
  • “I can't tell the difference between the meatloaf and my tongue.”
    — Jamie KellyEating the mysterious school cafeteria food.

Meet the characters

Who’s who before you press play. Nothing here gives the ending away.

  • Jamie Kelly

    Lead

    Student and Artist

    ImaginativeDramaticInsecureCreative
  • Hudson Rivers

    Love interest

    Student

    Crush

    KindAthleticBug-enthusiast
  • Isabella

    Supporting

    Student

    Best friend

    CynicalSchemingLoyalPragmatic
  • Angeline

    Supporting

    Student

    Rival and future cousin

    BeautifulKindAthleticGraceful
  • Aunt Carol

    Supporting

    School Office Assistant

    Aunt

    GlamorousEccentricRomantic

Questions people ask about Dear Dumb Diary

Where can I watch Dear Dumb Diary?

Dear Dumb Diary is available in the UK via Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads, and Amazon Prime Video Free with Ads. Streaming options change often, so check current availability before settling in.

How long is Dear Dumb Diary?

Dear Dumb Diary runs about 1 hour and 24 minutes, and was released in 2013.

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