The Santa Stakeout

6.3/10 · 1,490 ratings20211h 24mChristmasWeirdness 7/10Bingo card

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The premise

Police detective Tanya is partnered with fellow detective Ryan to solve a recent string of heists. They go undercover as newlyweds, moving into the vacant house next to Mr. Miller, the prime suspect in the case.

How unusual is it?

More than most. A fake relationship, mistaken identity, Santa himself and an enemies-to-lovers arc push it well past the usual Hallmark template — the strangest 12% of everything we've logged.

Who’s in it

You’ve seen this pairing before: Tamera Mowry-Housley and Paul Campbell have made 2 Hallmark movies together.

Behind the camera

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Wait, what?

The quirks and curveballs that make this one a little weirder than your average Hallmark. No spoilers, promise.

  • The police department authorizes a full-time, week-long residential stakeout for art theft using two detectives as a fake married couple.
  • The detectives use fingerprint powder and powdered doughnuts to create fake snow for their Christmas tree.
  • A high-stakes criminal investigation is conducted almost entirely through neighborhood potlucks and charades games.
  • The 'Santa' suspect is actually running a secret anonymous charity to renovate houses for the poor.

Every trope, all in one place

Here’s everything this one has going on, from the setting to the way it wraps up. Tap any of the 29 to find more movies that do the same thing.

How it all plays out

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Full story (spoilers)
The film begins with Detective Tanya Morris, a detail-oriented rookie from Wisconsin, and Detective Ryan Anderson, a cynical veteran, being assigned to a high-profile art theft case in Denver. A thief has been stealing masterpieces from galleries during Christmas parties, and security footage consistently shows a man in a Santa suit at the scene. The prime suspect is Francis Miller, a former convict known as 'Mr. Christmas' for his elaborate home decorations. To gather evidence, the Captain orders Tanya and Ryan to conduct a stakeout from the house next door to Miller's. When a nosy neighbor catches them outside, they are forced to improvise a cover story: they are 'Tasha and Rupert,' a newlywed couple who just moved from Tallahassee. Tanya, a Christmas enthusiast, insists on decorating the house to blend in, while Ryan, who is bitter about a past divorce, initially resists the holiday spirit. They join the neighborhood 'Christmas Committee' and are invited to a series of events, including a potluck and caroling. During these interactions, they begin to doubt Miller's guilt as they witness his genuine kindness and his efforts to help other ex-convicts find work. However, the investigation takes a turn when they attend a high-society party at the Van Houghton estate. Despite their surveillance, two Van Gogh paintings are stolen during a brief blackout. The Captain finds a stolen painting in Miller's car and arrests him. Tanya and Ryan, feeling Miller has been framed, continue to investigate on their own. Tanya realizes that Lois Carmichael, the owner of the agency that hired Miller, is a former actress with intimate knowledge of the victims' security systems. They discover dashcam footage of Lois planting the evidence in Miller's car. The detectives arrest Lois, recover the stolen art, and clear Miller's name just in time for Christmas. The film concludes with a neighborhood celebration for Miller, and Ryan reveals he has rented the stakeout house permanently to be close to Tanya, signaling the start of a real relationship.

Beat by beat

  1. Opening

    Detectives Tanya and Ryan are assigned to investigate a string of art heists involving a suspect dressed as Santa Claus.

  2. Inciting Incident

    The detectives move into a rental house next to suspect Francis Miller and are forced to pose as newlyweds 'Tasha and Rupert' to maintain cover.

  3. Midpoint

    While infiltrating the neighborhood 'Christmas Committee,' Tanya and Ryan begin to bond and Ryan's cynical 'Scrooge' exterior begins to melt.

  4. Rising Action

    A theft occurs at the Van Houghton party while the detectives are undercover; Miller is arrested after evidence is planted in his vehicle.

  5. Climax

    Tanya and Ryan realize Lois Carmichael is the true thief and use dashcam footage to prove she framed Miller.

  6. Resolution

    Miller is exonerated, the neighborhood celebrates, and Ryan decides to stay in the neighborhood to pursue a relationship with Tanya.

Did you know?

A few things that make this one stand out once you stack it up against every other Hallmark movie.

  • It's 1 of only 14 Hallmark movies to combine a fake relationship that turns into enemies-to-lovers.

29 tropes in one movie

We counted 29 distinct Hallmark tropes packed into this one — a genuine greatest-hits reel.

How it stacks up

Where this one’s rating lands against every other rated Hallmark movie.

Rating 6.3 vs every rated Hallmark moviemedian 6.4This movie · 6.3567

Higher-rated than 36% of every rated Hallmark movie. The median is 6.4.

Where this one fits

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Lines worth quoting

The lines that stuck with us — the ones you’ll be repeating after the credits roll.

  • “Procedure does help minimize errors.”
    — Tanya MorrisCorrecting Ryan's sloppy desk habits early in the film.
  • “Only somebody you care about deeply could make you that crazy.”
    — Francis MillerGiving Ryan advice on his 'marriage' to Tanya.
  • “I want that daiquiri! I deserve that daiquiri.”
    — CaptainExpressing his desire to retire and solve the case.

Meet the characters

Who’s who before you press play. Nothing here gives the ending away.

  • Tanya Morris

    Lead

    Detective

    Detail-orientedChristmas-lovingOptimisticPersistent
  • Ryan Anderson

    Love interest

    Detective

    Partner and fake husband

    CynicalAthleticMusicalProtective
  • Lois Carmichael

    Antagonist

    Talent Agency Owner

    Professional acquaintance

    DeceptiveSophisticatedCalculating
  • Francis Miller

    Supporting

    Professional Santa / Handyman

    Neighbor and suspect

    Kind-heartedFestiveMisunderstoodAltruistic

Questions people ask about The Santa Stakeout

Where can I watch The Santa Stakeout?

The Santa Stakeout is available via fuboTV, Philo, and YouTube TV. Streaming options change often, so check current availability before settling in.

How long is The Santa Stakeout?

The Santa Stakeout runs about 1 hour and 24 minutes, and was released in 2021.

Is The Santa Stakeout a Christmas movie?

Yes. The Santa Stakeout is a Hallmark Christmas movie, set during the holiday season.

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