I'll Be Home for Christmas

6.1/10 · 3,034 ratings20161h 24mChristmasWeirdness 6/10Bingo card

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The premise

Jackie Foster (Suvari), is a dynamic Assistant District Attorney and single mom. But when Jackie's estranged dad, Jack (Brolin), a gruff retired police officer, unexpectedly shows up at her door, they will be forced to confront old wounds.

How unusual is it?

More than most. Mistaken identity, an actual miracle and an enemies-to-lovers arc push it well past the usual Hallmark template — the strangest 18% of everything we've logged.

Who’s in it

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Wait, what?

The quirks and curveballs that make this one a little weirder than your average Hallmark. No spoilers, promise.

  • A toilet that plays Jingle Bells
  • The father's tradition of giving 'Royal Pears' and 'bath mats' as Christmas gifts
  • A retired police dog that 'investigates' the house and trash cans
  • The father referring to himself as 'The Grinch' throughout the film

Every trope, all in one place

Here’s everything this one has going on, from the setting to the way it wraps up. Tap any of the 37 to find more movies that do the same thing.

Why we’d put this one on

A more grounded, gruff-and-tender Christmas drama, directed by and starring James Brolin as Jack, a retired cop who turns up unannounced at the door of his estranged daughter Jackie (Mena Suvari), an Assistant DA and single mom. The two have old wounds to work through, with help from a detective Jack once mentored and a retired police dog named Nose. The texture is wonderfully homey-odd: a toilet that plays Jingle Bells, Royal Pears and bath mats as gifts, and Jack calling himself the Grinch all film. At 6.1, it is a low-key, reconciliation-driven holiday watch.

How it all plays out

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Full story (spoilers)
The film opens with Jackie Foster, a busy ADA, managing her daughter Gracie's schedule with military precision. Her world is upended when her father, Jack, returns after a three-year absence following the death of his wife. Jack, a retired detective who prefers life on the road in his motorhome, brings along Nose, the K9 partner of his recently deceased friend, Sully. Jackie's current boyfriend, Rand, is a wealthy investment banker who constantly tries to manage her career and image, even ordering for her at restaurants. Meanwhile, Jackie has a 'meet-cute' conflict with Mike Kelly, a detective who accidentally takes her parking spot; she later learns Mike was mentored by her father. The plot thickens as Jack becomes involved in a local case where a teenager, Luke, is accused of stealing a wallet. Jack, suspecting the boy was framed by a career criminal named Willy Kelso, uses his old detective skills and Nose's K9 instincts to find the real culprit. Simultaneously, Jackie is volunteering at a historic firehouse that serves as a homeless shelter, only to discover that Rand’s family company, Midland Development, plans to tear it down for profit. Rand lies about his involvement, claiming he missed Gracie's concert to handle 'business,' which Jackie later discovers was actually a meeting about the demolition. Tensions peak at a gala hosted by Rand's parents, where Jack and Nose cause a scene, leading to a heated argument between Jackie and her father about his past abandonment. However, after Mike provides Jackie with evidence of Rand's unethical conflict of interest regarding the firehouse, Jackie confronts Rand, ends the relationship, and realizes her father was trying to protect her. The film concludes with Jack deciding to stay instead of heading to Mexico, the firehouse being saved through legal action, and the family celebrating a 'messy' but happy Christmas together, complete with Jack finally giving Jackie the dollhouse he promised her decades ago.

Beat by beat

  1. Opening

    Jackie and Mike have a hostile meet-cute over a parking space at the courthouse.

  2. Inciting Incident

    Jackie's estranged father, Jack, arrives unannounced with a retired police dog named Nose.

  3. Midpoint

    Jack and Mike investigate a local theft case to clear the name of a local teenager, Luke.

  4. Complication

    Jackie discovers her boyfriend Rand's family is behind the demolition of a local homeless shelter.

  5. Climax

    Jackie confronts Rand about his lies and unethical business practices, ending their relationship.

  6. Resolution

    Jack decides to stay with his family for Christmas, gifting Jackie the dollhouse he never gave her as a child.

37 tropes in one movie

We counted 37 distinct Hallmark tropes packed into this one — a genuine greatest-hits reel.

How it stacks up

Where this one’s rating lands against every other rated Hallmark movie.

Rating 6.1 vs every rated Hallmark moviemedian 6.4This movie · 6.1567

Higher-rated than 21% of every rated Hallmark movie. The median is 6.4.

Where this one fits

The corners of the catalog I'll Be Home for Christmas belongs to — handy if you’re after more of the same.

Lines worth quoting

The lines that stuck with us — the ones you’ll be repeating after the credits roll.

  • “So, just out of curiosity, is visitor your first or last name?”
    — Jackie FosterWhen Mike takes her reserved parking spot.
  • “I'm the Grinch.”
    — Jack FosterExplaining his lack of holiday spirit to his granddaughter.
  • “Forgiveness is good for you, mama. You hear me?”
    — GracieAdvising her mother to forgive Jack.
  • “Royal pears... a bath mat... you remembered.”
    — Jackie FosterReceiving the traditional 'bad' gifts from her father at the end.

Meet the characters

Who’s who before you press play. Nothing here gives the ending away.

  • Jackie Foster

    Lead

    Assistant District Attorney

    organizedstressedprotectiveprincipled
  • Mike Kelly

    Love interest

    Police Detective

    Love interest and father's protégé

    charmingobservantpatient
  • Rand Edwards

    Antagonist

    Investment Banker

    Ex-boyfriend

    controllingarrogantdishonest
  • Jack Foster

    Supporting

    Retired Police Detective

    Father

    nomadicgrumpyloyalguilt-ridden
  • Gracie

    Supporting

    Student

    Daughter

    wisemusicalforgiving

Questions people ask about I'll Be Home for Christmas

Where can I watch I'll Be Home for Christmas?

I'll Be Home for Christmas is available via fuboTV, Philo, and Hallmark+ Amazon Channel. Streaming options change often, so check current availability before settling in.

How long is I'll Be Home for Christmas?

I'll Be Home for Christmas runs about 1 hour and 24 minutes, and was released in 2016.

Is I'll Be Home for Christmas a Christmas movie?

Yes. I'll Be Home for Christmas is a Hallmark Christmas movie, set during the holiday season.

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