Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up

5.7/10 · 2,430 ratings20231h 24mChristmasWeirdness 5/10Bingo card

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The premise

As the holidays approach, Emily and Jared are looking forward to celebrating the holidays together again.

How unusual is it?

Middle of the road, with a twist — Santa himself keeps it from being totally by-the-book.

Who’s in it

You’ve seen this pairing before: Lacey Chabert and Wes Brown have made 2 Hallmark movies together.

Behind the camera

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Wait, what?

The quirks and curveballs that make this one a little weirder than your average Hallmark. No spoilers, promise.

  • The Norwegian Santa Academy (NSA) invite-only program
  • KGB motion infrared technology used for neighborhood surveillance
  • HOA citations issued for nutcrackers being the wrong height
  • A 'Christmas GOAT' (Greatest of All Time) competition
  • The concept of 'Roof Cred'
  • Mesopotamian papyrus used for HOA scrolls

Every trope, all in one place

Here’s everything this one has going on, from the setting to the way it wraps up. Tap any of the 27 to find more movies that do the same thing.

How it all plays out

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Full story (spoilers)
The film opens with Emily Melrose narrating her return to Evergreen Lane, a neighborhood famous for its magical Christmas displays and intense HOA rules established by her parents. Now dating the HOA president, Jared Farnsworth, Emily is fully committed to the neighborhood's festive rigors. The status quo is disrupted when the Chapmans move out and the 'Jolly Johnsons'—Joe, Jane, and Jimmy—move in. The Johnsons are celebrities in the Christmas world, having won the reality show 'Ho Ho House,' and their arrival sends the neighborhood into a frenzy of starstruck excitement and competitive anxiety. Jane Johnson immediately begins challenging the HOA's established holiday schedule, proposing new events and rule changes for the annual cookie contest, which irritates the long-time residents like Pamela and Ned. Jared, usually a stickler for rules, finds himself intimidated by Joe Johnson, who claims to be a graduate of the prestigious 'Norwegian Santa Academy.' Conflict escalates when the Johnsons install Bluetooth-enabled 'speaker gnomes' throughout the neighborhood, playing loud music at all hours. Jared attempts to issue citations but is charmed by Joe's 'Norse proverbs' and fails to enforce the rules. The neighborhood splits into factions, with Ned even 'defecting' to the Johnsons' side after winning a trophy in their unsanctioned cookie competition. A neighborhood snowball fight turns into a 'code white' tactical battle, leading Emily to realize that the competitive atmosphere is destroying the community. Emily's parents, the HOA founders, return and suggest aggressive 'psychological warfare' tactics, but Emily chooses a different path. She challenges Jane to the 'Christmas Games,' a multi-event competition to decide who has the most holiday spirit. During the games, Emily sees the neighbors arguing and realizes the absurdity of the situation. She gives a heartfelt speech about the importance of love and community, officially withdrawing from the games and 'losing' to Jane. This act of humility prompts the Johnsons to admit they were only being competitive because they felt pressured by their reality TV fame and just wanted to fit in. The neighborhood reconciles, and the Christmas Carnival proceeds with genuine joy. In the final scene, Jared takes Emily on a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride, complete with a string quartet, and proposes to her. Emily accepts, and the film ends with the neighborhood united in celebration.

Beat by beat

  1. Opening

    The 'Jolly Johnsons,' famous Christmas reality TV stars, move into Evergreen Lane, causing a stir among the HOA-obsessed residents.

  2. Inciting Incident

    Jane Johnson challenges the established HOA holiday schedule and proposes a new, highly competitive set of rules for the neighborhood's traditions.

  3. Midpoint

    Jared fails to issue citations to the Johnsons for their 'speaker gnomes,' leading to a breakdown in HOA authority and Ned's 'treasonous' defection to the Johnsons.

  4. Rising Action

    A neighborhood snowball fight turns into a tactical 'war zone,' prompting Emily's parents to return and suggest aggressive HOA enforcement.

  5. Climax

    Emily and Jane compete in the 'Christmas Games,' but Emily forfeits mid-contest to deliver a speech about the true meaning of community.

  6. Resolution

    The Johnsons apologize for their competitiveness, and the neighborhood celebrates a unified Christmas Carnival.

  7. Ending

    Jared surprises Emily with a romantic carriage ride and a string quartet to propose to her.

27 tropes in one movie

We counted 27 distinct Hallmark tropes packed into this one — a genuine greatest-hits reel.

How it stacks up

Where this one’s rating lands against every other rated Hallmark movie.

Rating 5.7 vs every rated Hallmark moviemedian 6.4This movie · 5.7567

Among the lower-rated Hallmark movies — the median is 6.4.

Where this one fits

The corners of the catalog Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up belongs to — handy if you’re after more of the same.

Haul Out the HollyPart of the 3-film Haul Out the Holly series.

Lines worth quoting

The lines that stuck with us — the ones you’ll be repeating after the credits roll.

  • “If you choose to wear a winter hat and also choose not to wear a pompom, it is a dead giveaway you're a Grinch in hiding.”
    — NedExplaining the psychological significance of winter headwear.
  • “I may be a simple man, but I do not make simple plans.”
    — JaredDiscussing his elaborate proposal logistics.
  • “No man can serve two Santas.”
    — JaredConfronting Ned for defecting to the Johnsons' side.

Meet the characters

Who’s who before you press play. Nothing here gives the ending away.

  • Emily Melrose

    Lead

    Interior Designer

    Community-mindedDiplomaticTraditional
  • Jared Farnsworth

    Love interest

    Architect / HOA President

    Boyfriend

    Rule-followerStarstruckRomantic
  • Jane Johnson

    Antagonist

    Reality TV Star / Crafter

    Neighbor

    AggressiveOrganizedInsecure
  • Joe Johnson

    Supporting

    Reality TV Star

    Neighbor

    CompetitiveCharismaticOver-the-top
  • Ned

    Supporting

    Security Enthusiast

    Neighbor

    EccentricParanoidFickle

Questions people ask about Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up

Where can I watch Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up?

Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up is available via fuboTV, Philo, and Hallmark+ Amazon Channel. Streaming options change often, so check current availability before settling in.

How long is Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up?

Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up runs about 1 hour and 24 minutes, and was released in 2023.

Is Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up a Christmas movie?

Yes. Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up is a Hallmark Christmas movie, set during the holiday season.

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