We Wish You a Married Christmas

5.7/10 · 1,451 ratings20221h 24mChristmasWeirdness 2/10Bingo card

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The premise

A married couple having a hard time connecting check into a cozy inn in a small town during the holiday season.

How unusual is it?

Honestly? Not very — and that's the charm. It plays the hits, which is exactly the point for a cozy night in.

Who’s in it

Behind the camera

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Wait, what?

The quirks and curveballs that make this one a little weirder than your average Hallmark. No spoilers, promise.

  • A giant Christmas ornament acts as a literal 'deus ex machina' by crushing a car windshield
  • The town offers 'Alpaca-grams' where people send videos of talking alpacas
  • The Christmas parade is explicitly stated to last only 30 seconds
  • The marriage coach is revealed to have a secret pipeline of failing couples she sends to this specific town
  • A subplot involves a portrait of an alpaca named Al Dente

Every trope, all in one place

Here’s everything this one has going on, from the setting to the way it wraps up. Tap any of the 25 to find more movies that do the same thing.

How it all plays out

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Full story (spoilers)
Becca, a high-strung tax accountant, and Robby, a creative director, are at a breaking point in their 13-year marriage. Their days are filled with missed connections and arguments over a never-ending home renovation, specifically the placement of a microwave. Their marriage coach, Lauren, suggests a 'different' kind of getaway in Gracious, Vermont. Upon arrival, the couple is immediately struck by the town's eccentricities, but their plan to leave early is thwarted when a massive, oversized Christmas ornament falls from a display and smashes their car's windshield. The local mechanic, Cindy, informs them it will take days to fix, forcing them to stay at an inn run by a friendly couple, Vince and Brian. While stuck in Gracious, Becca and Robby are roped into various town traditions. They are tasked with 'rounding up' ingredients and baking 200 pies for 'Pies for PETS,' a local charity event. During these activities, Robby reveals he took a secret baking class to surprise Becca, highlighting the communication gap between them. They participate in a Victorian-style caroling event in full costume and witness a 'parade' that hilariously lasts only thirty seconds. They also record a bizarre 'alpaca-gram' for their parents, during which Robby accidentally tells them 'I love you, banana patch' in French. As they spend time together without the distractions of their city lives, they begin to soften. They decorate a 'sad' abandoned Christmas tree and watch 'A Christmas Carol' on a vintage VHS player. However, when the car is fixed earlier than expected, Becca suffers a crisis of confidence. She fears that their reconciliation is merely a 'vacation bubble' that will burst once they return to their real-world stresses. She insists on leaving, but Robby stops her. In a heartfelt climax, Robby admits he has taken her for granted and promises to make her his priority regardless of their location. Realizing their bond is worth the work, they decide to stay for the town's Christmas buffet, finally 'checking in' to their marriage for good while their dog, Jerry, looks on.

Beat by beat

  1. Opening

    Becca and Robby argue over a microwave and realize their 13-year marriage is failing, leading their therapist to suggest a trip to Gracious, Vermont.

  2. Inciting Incident

    A giant Christmas ornament falls on their car windshield, trapping them in the quirky town until repairs can be made.

  3. Midpoint

    The couple is forced to bake 200 pies for a pet charity, leading to a breakthrough about Robby's secret baking classes and their lack of communication.

  4. Turning Point

    After a Victorian caroling session and a 30-second parade, the couple shares a romantic night watching a VHS tape and rediscovering their spark.

  5. Climax

    The car is fixed, but Becca panics that their progress is a 'bubble'; Robby makes a grand declaration of love to convince her to stay.

  6. Resolution

    The couple decides to stay for the Christmas buffet and recommit to their marriage, while the secondary characters Kayla and Antonio start their own romance.

25 tropes in one movie

We counted 25 distinct Hallmark tropes packed into this one — a genuine greatest-hits reel.

How it stacks up

Where this one’s rating lands against every other rated Hallmark movie.

Rating 5.7 vs every rated Hallmark moviemedian 6.4This movie · 5.7567

Among the lower-rated Hallmark movies — the median is 6.4.

Where this one fits

The corners of the catalog We Wish You a Married Christmas belongs to — handy if you’re after more of the same.

Lines worth quoting

The lines that stuck with us — the ones you’ll be repeating after the credits roll.

  • “No one wants a microwave in the middle of the kitchen!”
    — RobbyArguing about the home renovation at the start of the film.
  • “Je t'aime! Patch banane!”
    — RobbyTrying to speak French during an alpaca-gram video for his parents.
  • “It's a two-block town. We have plenty of time.”
    — BeccaWalking the dog through the tiny town of Gracious.
  • “I've missed us so much, putting us first.”
    — BeccaDuring the final reconciliation.

Meet the characters

Who’s who before you press play. Nothing here gives the ending away.

  • Becca Gray

    Lead

    Tax Accountant

    StressedPracticalVegetarianDetail-oriented
  • Robby Gray

    Love interest

    Creative Director

    Husband

    CreativeForgetfulRomanticSecret Baker
  • Vince

    Supporting

    Inn Owner

    Host

    WelcomingObservant
  • Kayla

    Supporting

    Pet Portrait Artist

    Townsperson

    QuirkyEnergeticDivorced
  • Jerry

    Supporting

    Dog

    Family Pet

    Shiny coatTruffle hunter

Questions people ask about We Wish You a Married Christmas

Where can I watch We Wish You a Married Christmas?

We Wish You a Married Christmas is available via fuboTV, Philo, and Hallmark+ Amazon Channel. Streaming options change often, so check current availability before settling in.

How long is We Wish You a Married Christmas?

We Wish You a Married Christmas runs about 1 hour and 24 minutes, and was released in 2022.

Is We Wish You a Married Christmas a Christmas movie?

Yes. We Wish You a Married Christmas is a Hallmark Christmas movie, set during the holiday season.

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